Engineer Vs Doctor


Engineer Vs Doctor


An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.”
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic. Doctor: “I have lost taste in my mouth.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”
Doctor: “This is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your taste back. That will be $500.”
The Doctor gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days later to recover his money. Doctor: “I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything.”
Engineer: “Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient’s mouth.”


Doctor: “But that is Gasoline!” Engineer: “Congratulations! You’ve got your memory back. That will be $500.”
The Doctor leaves angrily and comes back after several more days. Doctor: “My eyesight has become weak.”
Engineer: “Well, I don’t have any medicine for this. Take this $1,000.”
Doctor: “But this is $500…”
Engineer: “Congratulations! You got your vision back! That will be $500.”

48 comments: Leave Your Comments

  1. That's a nice idea I have to open a clinic too

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  2. An intelligent engineerer, I'm so proud of being engineerer

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  3. This made my day 😃😃😃

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  4. That was tricky! XD

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    http://www.itsallaboutthesearchbar.com

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    1. It was just a joke..dnt take it seriously ��

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  6. Engineers are more smart than doctors LOL

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    1. Yes, smarter or smartest / more or most

      Eg:
      She is the most beautiful in class
      I'm the smartest in class

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    2. .....it doesnt really matter. He was able to express his thoughts and was understood by the readers....thats what really matters. We have our own Waterloos.

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  8. One simple question ? Y did the engineer needed to become a doc after all he is such a brilliant guy. Hence docs r more important than engineers

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    1. Anybody can assume that he's a doctor.

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  9. Extra income, since he is smart haha...

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  10. And then the engineer gets sued for malpractice because America

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  11. If i was that doctor i will be sueing that asshole engr for every cent hes got for illegal practice of medicine and medical malpractice. NOW whos smarter?!

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  12. Hahahaha is look like me and my husband..I am an engineer and my husband is a doctor..I always make him annoyed! Well my strategy is always win..But thanks God doesn't affect our marriage is more challenging..lol bestfriend in crime lol..

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    1. Cool. Your English is like that of a first grader. Funny.

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  13. Although this is just a joke, but it portrays that engineers are money suckers. They outsmart everyone, using their brilliance to gain money. But you know what, my engineer friends are not like this.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4X5DuizNbkg&nohtml5=False

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  14. A lie wont do you good. Karma will work on liars without notice..

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  15. A lie wont do you good. Karma will work on liars without notice..

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  16. LOL!! Filipino are very intelligent people! even comments for anybody of us have also comments for anybody!hahaiz!!just focus on how we can go to heaven!!!

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  17. One Doctor thinks this is a good opportunity to earn $1,000 and goes to his clinic.

    moral lesson: don't take advantage.

    always remember the golden rule.... do not do unto others what you do not want others do unto you.

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    1. The Golden rule is quite alarming,So America bombs ISIS because they want ISIS to bomb America (Do unto others what you want others do unto you )

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    2. Anonymous, How come you said that docs r more important than engineers? Please Justify. In my opinion, they r both important in our society but the doctors needs an engineer the most, why? Engineers makes their medical equipment, builds their hospitals, gives them power supply and many more. And in that case, its not just a doctor needs an engineers but a lot of people living in this world. FYI, i am an Engineer too.

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