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Before Marriage and After Marriage
Before Marriage and After Marriage
BEFORE MARRIAGE
He: Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.
She: Do you want me to leave?
He: NO! Don’t even think about it.
She: Do you love me?
He: Of course! Over and over!
She: Have you ever cheated on me?
He: NO! Why ar…
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Don't Copy, if you can't Paste
Don't Copy, if you can't Paste
A famous inspirational speaker said :
" Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn't my wife. "
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added : "She was my mother"
(…
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Engineer Vs Doctor
Engineer Vs Doctor
An Engineer was unemployed for a long time. He could not find a job so he opened a medical clinic and puts a sign up outside: “Get your treatment for $500, if not treated get back $1,000.”
One Doctor thinks this is a good opportun…
women
Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is!!
Presentation does matter. No matter what the reality is.
two women are chatting in the office...
Woman 1: I had a fine evening, how was yours?
Woman 2: It was a disaster. My husband came home, ate his dinner in 3 minutes & fell asleep in 2 minut…
joke
My Boy That Was Incredible! Fantastic! (Funny Joke)
My Boy That Was Incredible! Fantastic! (Funny Joke)
Once there was a millionaire, who collected live alligators. He kept them in the pool in back of his mansion. The millionaire also had a beautiful daughter who was single.
One day he decides to thr…
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NEVER UNDERESTIMATE YOUR PARTNER’S WORK
NEVER UNDERESTIMATE YOUR PARTNER’S WORK
A man came home from work and found his 3 children outside, still in their pyjamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and wrappers strewn around garden.
The door of his wife’s car was open, as …
joke
Clever Cat (Funny Story)
Clever Cat (Funny Story)
A man who absolutely hated his wife's cat decided to get rid of him one day by driving him 20 blocks from his home and leaving him at the park.
As he was nearing home, the cat was walking up the driveway.
The next …
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Husband Attempts To Test Her Love. Her Response? Absolute Gold!
Husband Attempts To Test Her Love. Her Response? Absolute Gold!
Not too long ago, there was a man who felt that his wife was being distant and unloving. He wanted to know how his wife would react if he left without telling her where he had gone.
He …
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Women Gathering ! 'How many of you love your husbands?'
Women Gathering ! 'How many of you love your husbands?'
There was a group of women gathered at a seminar on how to live in a loving relationship with your husband.
The women were asked, 'How many of you love your husbands?'
All the …
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Smart Wife
A married couple is travelling by car from California to New York.
Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on…
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Chocolate Store Magic (Very Funny )
Chocolate Store Magic (Very Funny )
Once a DOCTOR and an ENGINEER entered a chocolate store...
As they were busy looking around, doctor stole 3 chocolate bars...
As they left the store, doctor said to Engineer : "Man! I'm the best thief e…
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The Jealous husband
The Jealous husband
Jealous husband: my wife where are you?
Wife :at home love
Husband: are you sure?
Wife: yes
Husband : turn on the blender.
Wife: (turns blender on) reeereeeereeee
Husband: ok my love goodbye
Another day, Jealous husband: my wife where ar…
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Father Is Shocked When He Discovers This Horrifying Letter From His Son.
Father Is Shocked When He Discovers This Horrifying Letter From His Son.
A father passing by his son’s bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made, and everything was picked up. Then, he saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow…
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Funny Fight between Husband & Wife
Funny Fight between Husband & Wife
Husband: Can i hug you?
wife: No!
Husband: i will buy you jewelry! ...
wife: No!
Husband: i will buy you a car!
Wife: Still NO.
Husband: i will take you to world trip.
wife: Still NO.
After listening all this, their kid…
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Smart husband :D
Smart husband :D
Husband sent a text to his wife at night,
“Hi I will get late, please try and wash all my dirty
clothes
and make sure you prepare my favorite dish before I
return.”
but there is no reply…..
He sent another text,
“And I forgot to tell…
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A guy asked a girl in a library... :-P – Joke
A guy asked a girl in a library... :D – Joke
A guy asked a girl in a library;
“Do you mind if I sit beside you”?
The girl answered with a loud voice; "I DON’T WANT TO SPEND THE NIGHT WITH YOU!!!"
All the students in the library started sta…
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The Elderly Man And The Policeman (Funny Joke)
The Elderly Man And The Policeman
An elderly man is stopped by the police around 2 a.m. and is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am on my way to attend a lecture about gambling, hookers, alcohol abuse and the ef…
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Emotional Needs
Emotional Needs
Last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed. As our passion began to heat up she said, “I don’t feel like it. I just want you to hold me.”
I said, “WHAT?! What was that?!”
She said, “You’re just not in touch with my emotiona…
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Never Lie to a Smart Woman (Very Funny)
Never Lie to a Smart Woman
Man on phone: “Honey I’ve been asked to go fishing in China with my boss for a week. This is a good opportunity for me to get the promotion. So could you please pack enough clothes for a week, set out my rod & fishing …
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Best Divorce Letter Ever!!!
Best Divorce Letter Ever!!! Dear wife:
I'm writing you this letter to tell you that I'm leaving you forever.
I've been a good man to you for 7 years & I have nothing to show for it.
These last 2 weeks have been hell. Your boss cal…
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